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meal ticket

If you say that something or someone is a meal ticket, you mean that they provide a person with money or a lifestyle which they would not otherwise have.
Of course that man isn’t going to leave you. You are his meal ticket!”
by Diane39 April 4, 2020
mugGet the meal ticketmug.

Paki ticket

a pakistani's parking ticket
Pakistani - wheres my ticket
Cop - *hands him his ticket* - heres your paki ticket
by dsfdsf January 11, 2008
mugGet the Paki ticketmug.

Nude ticket

A Nude ticket is a ticket you can send anyone you feel comfortable with.

You can send it to anyone boyfriend, girlfriend, friends, side-chick, side-dude. ANYONE!!!! (Do not send to family)
*send nude ticket*
Hi I would like to redeem this.
by SUEUEGEGIEHDHEJ3IE April 19, 2019
mugGet the Nude ticketmug.

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
mugGet the speeding ticketmug.

Halftime ticket

14g of marijuana. Half oz of marijuana.
When you call the plug say you’re trying to get a halftime ticket before the games over. He’ll know what you’re talking about.”
by Cthasavage January 27, 2020
mugGet the Halftime ticketmug.

ticket to play

A requirement without which a person will not even be considered for a position.
Do not apply unless you have a bachelor’s degree; it’s a ticket to play.
by GAIboss October 9, 2020
mugGet the ticket to playmug.

Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.
John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.
by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020
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