Hippie lettuce

weed;marijuana

Dat hippie lettuce knocks u on yo ass.

by master ninja April 15, 2009

Lettuce licker

Lettuce ... as in a vagina. Therefore a lettuce licker is someone who is attracted to vagina .mostly used to offend lesbians like Kate Hansen.

“Oh Shut up kate , you lettuce licker!”

by Cuntragcunt May 10, 2018

lettuce and tomatoes

originated from a hamburger or such with the works. usually including lettuce and tomatoes.

1:having everything
2:fully loaded automobile
3:something perfect
4:a great possession

man my car got all the lettuce and tomatoes

ide give up the lettuce and tomatoes for that shit

by R()$$ April 11, 2004

Hot Lettuce

Genitals after sex. Hot, moist, sweaty, limp.

"Not now honey, I'm all hot lettuce."

by Mokedo January 4, 2014

lettuce licker

the word to describe two lezzas lezzing it up. or just to describe a lesbian.

jess is such a lettuce licker dat gal needs a banging from a proper man

by blap blap July 23, 2006

Lettuce Chopper

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

by IronChefofVag March 25, 2009

wet lettuce

someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3

“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”

by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021