Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style

Hey you mom went kermit

by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019

kermit

a guy who has a lotta opinions on people

person: i like your personality kennedy

kermit: fact check please

by kennedyv April 7, 2022

Kermit

GoD

Kermit is love Kermit is life.

by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019

the spectrum of kermit

A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm

Omg it's the spectrum of kermit

Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week

by Lol, kermit May 17, 2017

Kermit

a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.

I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)

by TreasureHead August 4, 2017

Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.

Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?

by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017

Kermit

Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog

Kermit: I am Kermit THE frog

Idiot: who dat

by rhytian January 3, 2020