An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.
Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.
Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
by chaimy4life November 6, 2012
Get the Texas Shieldmug. Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.
A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017
Get the Shield-Bronermug. A contractor, employee or provider who is engaged by a party simply so that party can point at them at a later juncture should anything go wrong. Often performed by large corporations or government bodies where the permanent staff need to pass the buck in order to retain their comfy positions.
We had KPMG come in and perform analysis on our project. They said all the right things, and we knew they would, but we were just investing in a blame shield should things go south down the track.
by ShaneDowe April 25, 2019
Get the blame shieldmug. by Tortoise84 April 3, 2021
Get the Cum shieldsmug. by dr4chess November 22, 2011
Get the Shielded Wolfmug. When a company or individual uses the diversity, equity, and inclusion of a show as a shield against criticism.
The way it's done is simple. Create a movie or show and make the cast diverse as insurance. When the movie/show starts to flop, ignore all the sane criticism and cherry pick the most offensive tweets and pretend that it's the norm. Then proceed to blame the fans as toxic, racist, sexist, transphobic, etc.
Doing this gets you free publicity, and increases the reputation of your company with people who believe the narrative. You may also get more viewers who are curious about the controversy, or rabid supporters who then believe that watching the movie/show is a moral imperative for minority rights.
This basically ensures that even if the movie/show is bad, you will still get a return on the investment.
The way it's done is simple. Create a movie or show and make the cast diverse as insurance. When the movie/show starts to flop, ignore all the sane criticism and cherry pick the most offensive tweets and pretend that it's the norm. Then proceed to blame the fans as toxic, racist, sexist, transphobic, etc.
Doing this gets you free publicity, and increases the reputation of your company with people who believe the narrative. You may also get more viewers who are curious about the controversy, or rabid supporters who then believe that watching the movie/show is a moral imperative for minority rights.
This basically ensures that even if the movie/show is bad, you will still get a return on the investment.
Prima: I don't know, this show seems pretty bad.
Coorporation: You just hate it because you are a scared little white man.
Prima: Stop gaslighting me with your Dei Shielding.
Coorporation: You just hate it because you are a scared little white man.
Prima: Stop gaslighting me with your Dei Shielding.
by wakkadoodooo September 13, 2022
Get the Dei Shieldingmug. (n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.
(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.
(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.
(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...
Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion
(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?
Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.
Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion
(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?
Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.
by Gee Hippity July 7, 2007
Get the Poon Shieldmug.