When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

A person, typically of Romanian descent, who roams the streets in search of anyone using or in possession of a butt plug, so that they may steal it and add it to their collection.
Bro: Bro, my butt plug got stolen by the Romanian Plug Snatcher.
The Romanian Plug Snatcher: yes and i will do it again
The Romanian Plug Snatcher: yes and i will do it again
by Romanian Plug Snatcher December 29, 2024

A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.
Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.
Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.
Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"
by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024

No Romanians is a verb and also a phrase you use while doing it. It is mostly used in Swedish schools.
What you do is you finish a 33cl can of any drinkable liquid and place it on the ground. Then you want to stomp it so it becomes extremely flat. Multiple stomps may be required.
What you do is you finish a 33cl can of any drinkable liquid and place it on the ground. Then you want to stomp it so it becomes extremely flat. Multiple stomps may be required.
-Is there any soda in that?
-No dude. Why?
-You should totally pull a No Romanians on that.
-Yeah, of course dude.
-No dude. Why?
-You should totally pull a No Romanians on that.
-Yeah, of course dude.
by Tobdaze November 17, 2016

by Bebert December 27, 2022

by Grey eyed Hungarian October 26, 2024
