For the lotion

For the free 99. Damn near ! Heavy discount. Plug love . Getting more for less.

“Aye rellie, then is fire!! What then hit you for ?!”

“Good looking P , I got em FOR THE LOTION”

by Gibsosolid November 19, 2022

perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 05, 2020

Lotionizing

The Urge to apply lotion.

I love lotionizing early in the morning

by Rainify January 16, 2024

lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant

Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.

by MosesI November 20, 2020

Lip lotion

Cum that a person rubs on their lips, after recieving a facial.

My lip lotion cured her chapped lips.

by Maverick Murdered Goose June 03, 2015

Man lotion

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.

I covered my girl in man lotion last night

by hobo ben June 08, 2018

Emotional Lotion

Why of course I am referring to any form of ejaculate.

Hollie and Archer were in the midst of serious love gettin's and in a sensual turn of event with sexy results, they each had produced some Emotional Lotion that they each had begun to rub into each other's skin.

Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."

by von groovy May 18, 2024