The Clown Family

The Clown Family is a gc on Twitter consisting of idiots that don't believe in bagged milk. But they are nice so you still have to love them.

The Clown Family are so nice but bagged milk is superior

by clownfamilyhead July 12, 2020

fiber family

A specific type of family who is seriously fixated on consuming as much dietary fiber as is humanly possible, ostensibly for their collective colon health.

The fact that each individual member of this classic fiber family is a total self-focused asshole is ironic because their dietary practices place them in the upper one percent of the world’s healthiest supershitters!.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Perfect Family

The family you wish was yours when you get home and see how truly messed up yours is.

I wish my family was the perfect family.(sigh)

by Maddie0223 February 21, 2017

Family gatherings

The loudest most annoying time to be arround your family where you try to avoid the actual gathering, an introvert's kryptonite where your family wants you to be together no matter what you say...

Grandma: whats wrong with you?
Me: I don't like family gatherings
Grandma: still tries to get me closer to evrebody even though I told her that thats the thing I don't like.

by Cats > dogs April 21, 2019

Family Day

A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

by wr36 February 16, 2009

family vlog

the worst type vlogs parents wanting to get money by filming there children who probably don't feel comfortable doing so

its also clickbait with false leading thumbnails

hey guys welcome back to our family vlog today i'm going to do the same prank my husband he did to me yesterday

by DEATHSKULLx November 20, 2020

vacuum families

Families that appear on the surface to be actual families but which are devoid of the emotional bonds normally seen in families, usually due to addiction, entrenched narcissism or outrageous wealth.

She seemed to have the perfect house and the perfect clothes and the perfect parents but had I been more than a child when I thought this, I may have been able to see that hers was one of those vacuum families we all know about.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021