Noun: 1. A vertically challenged roller derby skater, closely related to the Milkstud Piglet, who tends to spend most of her time flailing through the air or face planting on the track. Is well known for driving a large truck full of roller derby girls while shaving large chunks of time off the GPS's ETA by driving entirely too fast. A large fan of warp speed, helping others, and trying to stay on her feet.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.
1. Crash Sprawldisplat will be driving to the bout, be sure to sit in the back, buckle up and just don't look. You will definitely be the first ones there. PS they are only honking because they love roller girls.
2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.
2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.
by Crash Sprawldisplat December 29, 2010
Get the crash sprawldisplatmug. To reach a point in emotion or feeling that is of significance, usually referring to tiredness or emotional release.
by Rlesser22 December 23, 2019
Get the Hit the crashmug. An activity or mission that is most likely going to in in an epic failure such injury, incarceration, or death.
by Mikemikeandmike March 5, 2017
Get the Crash missionmug. Crash Bandicoot is an insult that makes its meaning in the beloved Platforming game by the same name. Deriving from the main score based goal in Crash Bandicoot’s games;
“To smash every box he can find.”
A double meaning for;
“Fuck every pussy he comes across”
The insult targets that hyper sexual mate of yours who never turns down sex/gets around a-lot. Typically the intended target should be attracted towards women.
“To smash every box he can find.”
A double meaning for;
“Fuck every pussy he comes across”
The insult targets that hyper sexual mate of yours who never turns down sex/gets around a-lot. Typically the intended target should be attracted towards women.
Dave: “yooo that party was lit!! I think i got with stacy, bella and that red head all in the same night! Am i a stud or am I a stud!?”
Steve: “Yeah alright, Crash Bandicoot”
Dave: “Wha-? Why did you call me that??”
Steve: “Cause you smash any dirty box you come across you fucking skirt chaser!”
Steve: “Yeah alright, Crash Bandicoot”
Dave: “Wha-? Why did you call me that??”
Steve: “Cause you smash any dirty box you come across you fucking skirt chaser!”
by Serbian_Father_Figure January 14, 2023
Get the Crash Bandicootmug. a variety of jazz, known by the beginning, which is heavy paced and aggressive, usually started by the drums.
by JanezJ January 17, 2009
Get the crash jazzmug. by xenosapian October 17, 2013
Get the booty crashmug. Used when describing a completely exhausted condition where you want to sit around and sloth all day, grazing on various snack foods.
A play on "Flash Gordon".
A play on "Flash Gordon".
Dude, I am crash gordon today! I am gonna call in sick to work so I can watch UFC all day and eat nachos.
by El Gordo Flaco May 16, 2008
Get the crash gordonmug.