Teatotaller

A fucking nube who doesn’t drink alcohol and makes you feel bad about yourself for doing it

“No thank you. I’ll just have a cup of hot tea” “gosh, I hate teatotallers”

by chazzy-d August 4, 2018

Textogropher

Like a Stenogropher who types silently in a court room, a textogropher is always around the corner somewhere carying on in a silent conversation on their phone.

He was like "whoa", and I was like " totally", then he said "u r so d.u.m." then I was like "huh?"
Jane shut the fuck up, you're such a textogropher.

by mdub-ya May 13, 2008

testosterstoned

A derisive word to describe an otherwise normale male (or possibly female) whose life is preoccupied by the hormone "testosterone". Most often a young person. Usually aggressive, egotistical, and though not necessarily unintelligent, certainly simple minded.
Hence: testosterstoned, A la "stoned."

Akin to "jock", closer to "musclehead"

You are an older guy and you happen to run into an old high school girlfriend that you never treated well. You were a naturally talented athlete and so you blame it on the hormones:

You: "Julie, I'm sorry I was always such a dick to you in high school. You know I didn't mean some of those things. Hell, I was testosterstoned from sophomore year until half way through college."

by William S. Nelson July 5, 2008

tectonic plate

A nickname for a fella named norman

Sup tectonic plate

by Hog wild23 May 6, 2016

testosterone

Something you oviosely have a lot of in your body if your reading and posting on the Urban Dictionary

"He has a lot of testosterone because he has not beat the snake lately"

by Communist Teddybears April 25, 2015

Tectonic

When two girls rub their asses together

Two girls booty to booty. The ass crack being a fault line, rubbing two fault lines together is like plate tectonics. You feel the earth move if the asses are big enough

by wyattwerp July 1, 2011

Textonics

Textual Ebonics
Words used to describe ones emotions, actions, etc. in text messages

I see you have just purchased your first phone, you may need to learn textonics from a more experienced cell phone owner.

by SmiteM3 January 6, 2009