Tealand

A loserface who is one of a kind in his sexy plain white tees.commonly referred to as dangerous and an avid fan of ardvarks. you can find a tealand high up in the mountains with his kind.

I went high into the Appalachains and found myself a Tealand one day.

by jj tall February 26, 2011

Tesla Effect

When a company moves to an area that is somewhat removed from other economic zones and the number of potential workers that are moving to the region is so large that it swamps the local economy, causing shortages in major infrastructure such as housing and vehicles for sale.

I can't find a place to live in. Oh well, that is just the Tesla Effect.

by Droitduseigneiur June 28, 2017

Tesla Tap-In

The sexual act of inserting an extension cord (connected to a power source) into the anus of a female before intercourse. Around five minutes into coitus she will begin to feel electric shocks coursing through her body. During orgasm many women report feeling “the very essence of Nikola Tesla” tapping in to their mind, body, and soul. As reported by Elon Musk, nearly all women who have tried the Tesla Tap-In describe it as a “very wholesome” experience.

Brittany: Have you and Brad ever tried the Tesla Tap-In?

Ashley: No, but I want to, what’s it like?

Brittany: It’s AMAZING, the electricity coursing up and down your body feels great! You can really feel the spirit of Nikola Tesla when you cum!

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

Tesla

Amazing and loves to party if you're at a party you better hope tesla is gonna be there she is crazy but also chill she's so beautiful and funny

Dude wis tesla gonna be at the party tonight

Idk I hope so tho

by Helloitspoppy January 24, 2017

Tesla Model S

The first electric car that actually competes with big gas guzzling german sports sedans. One of the first electric cars that is not useless and worth buying. The Future Legend of American automotive industry.

Tesla Model S is better than BMW M5, Porsche Panamera, and Cadillac CTS-V combined, because this 12 second car doesn't burn any precious oil and is in M5 price territory.

by DodgeR/T February 19, 2013

Tesla grin

An involuntary yet pleasant physical manifestation affecting one's facial features as a result of the amused, giddy feeling one experiences when accelerating while driving a Tesla vehicle.

A reaction to the magic of intention and simultaneous vehicular feedback: hitting the gas pedal and going 0 to 60 m/hr (or 100 km/hr) in 3 seconds.

Feeling like you're in warp drive and loving it.

He couldn't wipe that Tesla grin off his face even after the car came to a complete stop.

by izfo May 22, 2016

Tesla Model X

A ~5,300lb (2,400 kg) full-sized all-electric crossover SUV with falcon-wing styled rear doors. The same doors that halted delivery of the vehicle by 4-6 months and forced engineers to develope new ultra-sonic sensors that could see through aluminum. The P90D version goes 0-60 mph (0-100 kph) in 3.2 supercar crushing seconds and takes it to the 1/4 mile (400 meters) in 11.6 seconds, faster than any production SUV built in history. This is done using its 762 combined horsepower dual-electric motors.

Model X boasts the first true HEPA filter to be put in a car. Tesla claims that no viruses, bacteria or spores can be detected in the cabin. The car is the only fully-electric vehicle with a towing-capacity of up to 5,000 pounds (2,300 kg).

CEO of Tesla Motors, Elon Musk, said in an interview about the Tesla Model X, "I'm not sure anyone should have made this car ... it's like, really hard to build."

He then went on to say, "There are so many more features and difficult to build parts on the Model X than it is necessary for us to sell the car."

by Elon's Butthole June 24, 2016