A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.
Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!!
John: What the hell's up with Bob?
Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
John: What the hell's up with Bob?
Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
by OdiesRant January 29, 2010
Get the Temporary Tourettes mug.The act of travelling back in time to molest oneself as a child. This activity raises several questions, is it masturbation since it is you? Is it pedophilia since it is a kid? And what's more pschologically damaging, being molested or growing up to realize it was you?
Marty got so wound up the other night talking about temporal pedabation,he got in the delorean and fucked himself in the ass after his 7th birthday.
by Tenbucktim December 15, 2010
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Get the temporary euphoria mug.How a girl reacts (generally by panicking) when she realizes her period has started and she doesn't have any tampons or pads on her.
Girl 1 : "... and my period started three days early! I wasn't expecting it, so I didn't have anything on me... Plus I was wearing my white shorts."
Girl 2 : "Oh my god, you must have been so freaked out! So what did you do?"
Girl 1 : "Well, I was about to throw a tampon tantrum, but the lady in the next stall handed one to me."
Girl 2 : "Oh my god, you must have been so freaked out! So what did you do?"
Girl 1 : "Well, I was about to throw a tampon tantrum, but the lady in the next stall handed one to me."
by zebraatlast November 14, 2009
Get the tampon tantrum mug.(Noun) 1. A game deciding error committed by a sports official or officiating crew. 2. Any situation in which a person is denied an accomplishment due to unfair interference by an authority figure.
1. These refs sure gave us the Tempe Screw Job today, Bill.
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!
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Get the tampon lopez mug."There's no carling at the pub" said Phil.
"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".
"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".
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