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Television

A really big version of a computer screen. Mostly used to display pointless videos and for console gaming. Very popular among humans.
Jack turned on the television and there was nothing on. He kept watching anyway.
by Nnnni! January 8, 2013
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sexiest women on television

Described as WWE Divas or Total Nonstop Action Wrestling Knockouts.
Sexiest Women on Television::
Torrie Wilson, WWE Diva;
Gail Kim, TNA Knockout
by jprobinson March 27, 2008
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telekinesis

The ability to import/export/traffic drugs without ever touching them.
I got those telekinesis powers dog, I never touch the white.
by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005
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telekinigger

A nigger who coons shit with his mind.
telekinigger cooned my wallet from across the room
by Roket-Nigger May 4, 2010
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reality television

A mutated bread of documentry television that was once inovative, but today is a faux depiction of life, with scripted lines, and ignorant participants. Shows are typically pumped with drama, alcohol and sex. Reality tv is partially responsable for the downfall of American society.
The MTV show "the Real World" is a prime example of reality television. This show places 7 random strangers in a house in order to depict "reality". The show focuses on the housemates' adventures at parties, the sexual escapades they participate in, and their drunken rage.
by a. kathleen January 24, 2007
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television

An electronic box that sits in the corner of your living room which emits moving pictures and sound when turned on. Also TV, idiot box.
"We bought a new television yesterday."
by star8706 February 2, 2003
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television

Once envisioned to be the replacement for books and a useful educational tool. Now it is simply a useful method for the government to send subliminal messages and propganda to the masses, and for businesspeople to brainwash said masses into buting their low-quality products.
And it is quite surprising and scary that there are millions of people out there who ACTUALLY buy the products aired on late-night television commercials.
by AYB June 20, 2003
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