Teigen

Teigen is a pretty,funny,smart,caring,fit girl she is loveable. Never let her go. Teigen normally has long silky blond hair and blue eyes.( Sometimes she can be a bitch, but everyone one can at times)

Teigen is so cool

I wish i had hair like Teigen

She so cooollll

by Lola rose 673 August 29, 2018

ring-tailed bitch

A word your fucked up mother calls you when she is yelling at you and you are listening to your ipod and pretending you can't hear her.

"Give my you ipod and phone you ring-tailed bitch!"

by LIZZY2 September 20, 2007

tele v

Another word for TV.

aye mang lets watch some tele v.

by RikkyJames April 13, 2009

tele-pwn

the act of talking on the fone with sum one and getting totally pwned

person calls someone on the fone
guy 1: hello

guy 2: hey watcha doin?
guy 1: ur mom i just tele-pwned u

by qwerty12345678900987654321awby June 15, 2010

tele-boo

A boyfriend or girlfriend who constantly receives calls from their significant other when they are out having fun with their friends. An invisible and annoying party goer who digitally tags along to the chagrin of others.

The bachelor party was great except John as usual brought his tele-boo along who kept asking a million questions on what the rest of us were doing.

by The Ultimate Object of Desire October 24, 2011

Telebot

A "Telebot" is one of those annoying answering machines that require you to press endless buttons to be able to speak to some one.

A "Telebot" will answer the number you called and say: "For English press 1, for Spanish press 2, to report a strange thing press 4, to have a nice day press 5, to listen to the last 7 options and turn your head and cough press 6, to press 7 press 7, to wonder why you bothered calling in the first place press 8, to press 0 press 9, to speak to a Representative call this number again and listen very carefully because there is a secret message to decipher about what I am wearing right now. Thank you for calling. Goodbye."

by Ciitzen Detainee April 25, 2013

telebone

1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.

" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."

by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013