Telebot 

A "Telebot" is one of those annoying answering machines that require you to press endless buttons to be able to speak to some one.

A "Telebot" will answer the number you called and say: "For English press 1, for Spanish press 2, to report a strange thing press 4, to have a nice day press 5, to listen to the last 7 options and turn your head and cough press 6, to press 7 press 7, to wonder why you bothered calling in the first place press 8, to press 0 press 9, to speak to a Representative call this number again and listen very carefully because there is a secret message to decipher about what I am wearing right now. Thank you for calling. Goodbye."

Telebot by Ciitzen Detainee April 25, 2013

telebong 

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.

Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!

telebong by lolcat216 September 22, 2018

Telebate 

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

Telebate by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

Teleboards 

1. An underfunded, poorly-managed forum composed of dysfunctional 'regulars' who hail from North America, Australia, Ireland, the U.K., and one kid from Scandinavia. Escape is for the most part nearly impossible.

2. Cul-de-sac of dementia, anti-social behavior, and neurosis in general.

Examples of Dialogue:

"I hate this shithole. I'm leaving you fuckers."
"You'll be back."
" :rolleyes: "
"Kill yourself, you insert racial epithet or sexist remark."
"You're fired!"
"Fat Rob just posted another final fantasy thread."
"The council are threatening me with an anti-social behaviour order."
"I hate Bush."
"I love Bush."
"I hate everybody."

Et cetera.

Teleboards by 8-B February 3, 2005

Telemotional 

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.

I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.

Telemotional by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

telenoth 

A word used to describe a really cool, talented, or handsome guy. A jack of all trades.

Wow, did you see John dazzle those two chicks last night? And he fixed my car, too! That guy's a real telenoth.

telenoth by Kitten December 19, 2004

Telebitch

A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.

Make tp at baal you telebitch!

Telebitch by SCM4Real April 22, 2009