Teenager

Someone who is well-prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse but not ready for Tomorrow's Maths Test.

Teenager : I'm a teenager!!
Dad : No you aren't,You haven't even studied for tomorrow's maths test!

by I HAVE NO PSEUDONYM November 16, 2014

Teenaged Gutter Slut

A teenaged individual that has sexual intercourse or has sex with multiple people individually or at the same time.

"My sister is such a teenaged gutter slut, she has sex with everyone she comes into contact with."

by Kringe Vurok-kv October 23, 2017

teenage kicks

What teenagers do for fun, in particularly the sexual pleasure teenagers get out of intimacy.

"I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight, get teenage kicks right through the night" (Lyrics from The Undertones song "Teenage Kicks")

by Chessie2505 November 4, 2017

teenamechaphobia

The fear of people that are the ages of 16 to 19

dad: "hey son want to go to my friends daughters birthday party?"
"Dad you know i have teenamechaphobia"

by Dylenjm October 2, 2018

Teenage Karen

That one girl at school that is jealous of the rich girls, so they get attention by snitching on everyone.

Man, I was so bored in science that I was playing on my phone, and this total Teenage Karen snitched on me.

by The totally virgin killer March 1, 2022

drip teensy

A literal menace to society. A goat also. Very hot and drippy.

Wow! Look at drip teensy! (said every girl)

by goatifieda April 24, 2021

r/teenagers

Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:

- Selfies

- Losing their viginity

- Posts asking for someone to DM them

- Anti-vaping posts

- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to

- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"

- "Number game" posts

**List is not exhaustive

Babe wake up: Another anit-vaping post on r/teenagers!

by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022