techninja

A person who can use anything to fix almost anything. But lacks the formal training to be called a technician.

Hey man my battery went dead on my car. Oh its cool ill fix it, I'm a techninja!!!

by jasoueax respoueaxon April 30, 2009

technical guruji

You sub him only for the giveaways and his wealth

Person : what's his financial state
Other person : Bruh, he is the next technical guruji.

by CoolHarry830 October 9, 2020

Technical49

Technical49, also known as Technical, Tech or Thomas Echnical (Real name Jonathan L.) is an 18-year-old (as of 10/6/2021) professional Geometry Dash and Mario Kart player known for his skill in both games. His most notable achievements include being a former top 1 player in Geometry Dash, being the legitimate verifier of "Zodiac" by Bianox and more and setting two world records in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, breaking WRs on Sweet Sweet Canyon (which, at the time, was the longest-standing World Record) and Rainbow Road (one of the most heavily-competed tracks), as well as beating other notable demons such as "Tartarus" by Riot and more, "Kenos" by Bianox and more, "Ragnarok" by Knobbelboy, Xaro and more, as well as "Ocular Miracle" by Gaiden Hertuny and more. He is a part of a professional MK8DX group known as "puñetas" as well as two Geometry Dash friend groups, "The Gang" and "The Kenos", though the former has been disbanded due to internal conflicts. His Youtube channel currently has over 100k subscribers.

Notable relations include Npesta (verifier of Kenos, GD youtuber with 200k+ subscribers), Golden (verifier of Freedom08), Gizbro (Professional Player), BrianTheBurger (Top 10 on the Pointercrate Demonlist), Xanii (Verifier of Sonic Wave Infinity by APTeam), Alberto and Armybidonville (Hold the most WRs in MK8DX), SuperFX (Professional MK8 and MKTour player who got 92 on Artificial Ascent after beating Stereo Madness) and Juniper (GD youtuber with 300k+ Subscribers)

After verifying "Zodiac" by Xander556, Technical49 truly cemented his name in the Geometry Dash community.

by HarutoAyen October 6, 2021

THE TECHNIQUE

part 1 thumb in twist slap grab slap slap slice dice twice pound cream
part 2 to win the race cum on the face
part 3 suck the feet then beat the meat
part 4 then repeat
part 5 let her ride then cum inside

part 6 eat that pussy and then that bussy
part 7 she likes it rough with them handcuffs

part 8 she will must for this penis crust
part 9 make her squirt then eat it for dessert

part 10 shit on the chest and then motorboat that breast

YO JOE I did the technique on Britney last night however, Xander had to join in for part 6.

by mrpoggersman November 16, 2021

technically

What 12 year olds say to sound smart. Often found said by smartasses to make someone look wrong and stupid.

Bitch: Well technically i didnt do anything.
Teacher: STFU

by George May 13, 2005

Technician

Hardcore fan of Tech N9ne.

I went to the Tech N9ne show the other night. The crowd consisted of 90% juggalos and 10% Technicians.

by devil on the shoulder May 25, 2009

techie stupid

techie stupid- is a word that is used to describe yourself or someone else that is extremely challenged and unable to properly use modern technology i.e. cell phones, ipods, computers gaming systems, etc. Some one who can never quite figure out "applications" and has to have help to start a facebook page. Some one who has to use their child as the IT/AV boy and has to call upon them to have help with all technology possibly even the Dvd player and who is still wondering "what the heck is blue ray?" Some one who wonders how modern life has left them behind and you think twitter is the sound a birdie makes.

After I showed grandmother how to retrieve her message off of her cell phone phone she is no longer techie stupid. - or - I still can not figure out how to down load music on my ipod I am so techie stupid.

by Kimber L. A. Crabtree May 8, 2009