texticles

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages

"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"

by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007

testicles

a pair of very sensitive balls in a wrinkly bag.

"I am too close to your testicles for comfort " said Mandy.

by Ragggamufffin January 26, 2011

TESTICLE TONIC

When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down

Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!

by Kay April 4, 2003

yeasticles

Otherwise known as 'Blue Balls'
Is the description given to someone who has a fungal infection growing on their testicles

Bill: Tell me doc, i need to know.
Dr: I'm sorry, but we are afraid you have yeasticles. You will never teabag again...

by VagueRidge April 6, 2015

Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on

Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!

by dinozavier December 28, 2010

shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

Girl testicles

When a man gets a sex change but the testicles remain

I thought it was her ass but it was her girl testicles.

by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020