Teacher

A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

Teacher: What's the diameter of the Sun?
Student: Who the f@@k cares???

by Unknown229 August 15, 2016

Teacher

A teacher is someone who pretends to be a human whilst living among humans. A teacher is a demon from hell who works for Satan himself.

Look, that’s my English teacher. I dont like him. He is Satan’s employee.

by Pumkin October 14, 2019

Teacher

A complainer that is a bitch

A bitch,complains,teacher

by A BIG FAT WORD December 19, 2018

Teacher

Dirty assholes who go to work to ruin kids lifes. Their breaths fuckin reek like coffee and shit. They tell you off for stupid things like throwing something in the bin.

They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend

man that teachers a prick
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...

by GRUISAUNIT December 20, 2018

Teacher

The blindest people on earth

while i got kicked to a pulp and tried to fight back my teacher put me in iss because i was "assaulting" a student

by Daddy jurp February 2, 2020

Teacher

A person who has the balls to go back to school on purpose

Rohan: why is the teacher coming back to school?

Britney: coz hes a twat and does it on purpose

by Grandad joe September 5, 2019

Teacher

Human being who enjoys teaching, and ruining your afternoon

This teacher gave us 2 packets of algebra

by Niggward June 10, 2019