Foot

A device for finding Legos in the dark.
-It's awfully dark in here....
5 seconds later
-AHH MY FOOT!!! I STEPPED ON A DAMN LEGO!!!
by Unknown229 August 15, 2016
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Teacher

A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
Teacher: What's the diameter of the Sun?
Student: Who the f@@k cares???
by Unknown229 August 15, 2016
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