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A FUCKING BITCH WHO KILLS EVERYBODY WITH HOMEWORK.NO NEED TO SAY ANYMORE.
Student A: My teacher put me in detention!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!
An idiot who couldnt finish college so they became a state teacher.
They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.
you dont use teacher in a sentence, use cunt instead
teacher by Densest March 1, 2017
Very strict people, usually fat jackasses.
That teacher is DOYYYYYY... Of course.
Teacher by suck it to m March 13, 2017
A underpaid individual who tries to force information for/about society into people's heads. Usually crushes children's dreams and makes people feel stupid by making them take exams or correcting them in every step they make. The schoolingsystem usually gets blamed for the way the teacher forces information into people's brain.
My math teacher really hates me. For some reason she can't force math into my brain.
How are you?”
Bad, teacher”
Teacher by xo.elliot.s April 20, 2018
The fat cow that gives you homework, is a hypocrite, and wont admit when they get something wrong just gets mad that you confronted them. Also the one who is on their phone and gets mad when you ask a question because it means they have to teach you.Also the one who eats food and drinks pop in front of you while you are sitting there with you stomach growling because you are starving because you feel sick when you eat in the morning because you have to get up at 5 or 6 in the morning.

A personal story:
One time in math I had a substitute teacher. I had no clue how to do my work because she explained it horribly. So I raised my hand and she came to my desk. I said “Idk how to do it.” She re-explained to me again horribly, and giving me no clues as to where to start or anything, so after she explained she said “do you get it now?” And I still didn’t understand and if I said yes just so I wouldn’t have to keep talking to her then I never would have got any work done so I said “ no I still do not understand.” Then she rolled her eyes and said “ oh my god really” kind of quiet thinking I couldn’t hear. Then I said “Oh never mind I do understand” even thought I didn’t just to get her away from me. Then the next day my real teacher (who was surprisingly nice) was back. I told her that u did not understand what we went over yesterday. Then she explained it to me and made it sound sooo easy. I immediately learned what we did just from her giving effort to explain to me.
Example:
“Hey Mrs.Jones or whatever..”
Teacher: “What Timmy!?”
Timmy:“Umm what is blah blah blah mean?”
Teacher :“You should know!! We just went over this!”
Timmy :“ Oh well I wasn’t here when you went over it.”
Teacher :“oh”
Teacher by Mcgirreinstein May 22, 2018