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taksane

The most beautiful woman you’ll ever see in the world
Look at over there taksane is modelling material
by Tak+Yah January 2, 2023
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Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.
I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.
by cscottsy December 2, 2011
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on task

concentrating on what needs to be done
I could barely stay on task at work.
by The Return of Light Joker December 20, 2011
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The Tasker

- when you just don't feel like working
- your tent needs to dry
- or that unfortunate event when your girlfriends car breaks down and a sick day is warranted to repair it
- a Tasker has been known to be taken when a clumsy moment has lead to you stumbling down stairs or falling out of a shower
- or sometimes you just want to leave work early

NOTE: there are unlimited Taskers at hand
NOTE: there has been an addition of an atomic tasker where you take the first day back from leave as a "sick day"
"...i cant come in today, we went camping and i think the tents and gear needs to dry"
His doing The Tasker!

"...my girlfriends car broke down 2 days ago...i need to fix it"
His doing The Tasker!

"...it looks like its windy outside and there might be a storm outside, i better leave just in case...you never know"
His doing The Tasker!
by Thats_funny November 12, 2012
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marvin-tasking

The process of attempting to multitask in which one task is important and the other is miscellaneous shit that does not matter and the miscellaneous/shit task diverts more attention, therefore resulting in absolutely no real work being accomplished.
Stop marvin-tasking and get back to work, you idiot.
by derpotato July 26, 2015
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Spaff Tanks

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered
by demodays June 7, 2020
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Gas Task

Asking someone to do a favor that you know does not want to perform the task. Accomplished by using guilt, an owed debt or false pretenses.
"I totally gas task my girlfriend into making breakfast this morning"
by BoggeyDog April 6, 2022
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