gaff tape

A potenialy life saving substance, very expensive, but very usefull.

-Oh no! That big heavy luma is going to fall on georges head!

-No problem, its being held to the electric with gaff tape.

by radicaledward July 10, 2004

gaff tape

magical substance that can answer or fix almost any problem that may arise

n oproblem i got some gaff tape

by tweek December 19, 1999

duck tape

If you can't duck it, fuck it!

that's right it's duck tape

by Peter is up =] May 8, 2009

Scotch Tape

The most high of congratulations from any fellow rap star. Also the name of the least recognized rap label in the business.

Man, Trent Layzer, that shit is Scotch Tape!

by Chuck See November 10, 2008

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

caution tape

Tape that basically mean, stay the fuck away from this...please.

At school they are reeseeding grass, there's caution tape, a.k.a; "stay the fuck away from this...please" tape, all around it.

by wrapp me in caution tape plz October 26, 2009

tape ape

A low-level computer operator or systems administrator. So named for one of the customary duties of such a position, which was to start backups manually from the command line, switch tapes as needed, and monitor the backup for successful completion.

Storage Area Networks, RAID arrays, tape jukeboxes, and the like have largely rendered such jobs obsolete.

"I started out as a third-shift tape ape because I knew a few Unix commands and could use a shell prompt. Taught myself systems administration and programming while watching the tapes spin and now I'm a software developer."

by bikergeek April 19, 2013