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man tanner

A bro-mancing, bordering on douche-bag status kind of guy, that likes to show off how jacked he is by going to one or all of the following: the tanning salon, the beach, or poolside for the express purpose of enhancing their jacked bodies.
Excessive drinking of beer and lame attempts to pick up chicks are usually involved.
ugh, I don't really want to go to the pool now. Man tanners dead ahead!
by elo-fo-sho July 1, 2009
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karla tanner

Karla Tanner is perhaps one of the most unique people you will ever meet.
She is clever and has weirdly silky hair.
And her left eyebrow twitches up every now and again, which can be annoying, but the people who stick it out will be rewarded by her true friendship.
"I'm friends with a Karla Tanner."
"Respect."
by KTqwerty December 30, 2013
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John tanner

by The def master November 6, 2019
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unicorn trainer

A woman who has a gift of having men ejaculate very quickly. Often porn stars are considered Unicorn trainers. They can often fuck and ejaculate several men at once. She’s often referred to as a unicorn trainer because of the shape of a man’s erect penis as compared to a unicorns horns.
That chick is definitely a Unicorn trainer, My dick is still sore.
by sidmon69 March 30, 2020
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Horse tailer

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail
Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.
by Horse tailer April 30, 2020
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Insta-trainer

A trainer whos main focus is to attract as much followers as possible by doing ridiculous exersises which look sexy but do not really work as well as traditional exersises. The main purpose of this trainer is to attract as much followers as possible
"Chads workouts seem so intense and fun, yeah you dont need to do them to get results, chads such an insta-trainer"
by Thedon1994 January 16, 2021
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NATIONAL TANNER APPRECIATION DAY

Give compliments to all the tanners you know
Guy : hey you're awesome

Tanner: thanks dude why
Guy: Because its national tanner appreciation day
by Jazzy._. April 2, 2021
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