Tossed Off

When someone's pissed you off beyond belief, you're feeling completely tossed off.

Tossed Off-
"Nah babe you're really starting to toss me off"
"Nosh me off don't toss me off 👌"

by Katie Richards Catchphrases July 20, 2015

tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006

lefty tosser

Somebody who masturbates using their left hand

"Cameron is a right lefty tosser"
"Yeah, what a wanker"

by Edgelord21 June 27, 2017

Tossless

A segment of time in which no tossing off has occurred.

Dude, I was so busy that my weekend was totally tossless.

by Pierce-a-cola March 3, 2008

Tossed the lock

No longer being a virgin.

John: Hey man I heard you tossed the locked last night!

David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!

by Thatoneguytho June 4, 2014

Tossed my pasta

An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.

Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!

by ScragglyLou November 7, 2017

Tosser

A straight up Imbecile and The person you dont want to talk to again. Usually a fat British neek

Get out of Here TOSSER!!!!

by xbabushka January 20, 2021