Moist Tofu

The act of a man sticking tofu in a womens vagina while proceeding to have sex with her causing moist white cheese to secrete from her vagina.

Last night Krista asked for me to do the moist tofu with her.

by poodlewipp999 March 7, 2011

tofu

Very nummy bean curd that can be used a variety of ways. No, it's not really natural. Neither is most of the stuff we eat.

We had peppers and tofu stir-fried in hot sauce for supper.

by red_beard_neo December 21, 2003

tofu welder

tofu welder a hardcore hippy type person who has rissen above the rank of yougurt weaver and mostly ingages in pointless evnvironmental projects or abnormal spiritual activities.

tofu welder Type of person who teaches digeredo relaxation techniques or possibly opperates a gong bath at festivals. these people can sometimes be found trying to protect lesser spotted earthworms from a site of no importance. these people also rides bikes and and hate all car drivers.

by cornish pete October 25, 2007

tofurkey

1. Tofu shaped in a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.

2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.

by Jamal May 13, 2005

tofu

Too Old For yoU
also known as to4u
often used in response with asl

guy: asl?
girl: 13 f ny u?
guy: tofu

by penguin3647 February 8, 2009

tofu

An abbreviation for TOtally Fucked Up, pronounced like the food tofu (toe-foo)

Bill: dude i cant beleive she left me 4 that fatass after 7 yrs.
Josh: Get over it bro, we all told u dat bitch was tofu

by bill schloot April 25, 2006

Tofu Bacon

Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.

Dude yesterday I tried the Tofu Bacon and it felt great but my dinner was even better that night.

by Linkdicks October 18, 2008