Trophy Wine

1. Denotes the most precious bottle of wine in a household, may hold some sentimental value.
2. A bottle of wine that an old man treasures, may act as a replacement for a wife (Trophy Wife).
3. A song by the band Shed

Man: "Get off that, it's my wine!'

Woman: "Oh I'm so sorry, it must be your trophy wine!"

Man: "Damn straight."

by ljsox4 February 19, 2010

church wine

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, be it alcoholic or non-alcoholic, telling them to church wine it is saying just touch the liquid to your lips and that's all you're getting. This comes from the eucharist part of a Catholic mass in which wine is presented to be gently sipped, not drank.

"Can I have a sip of your beer man?"

"Ugh, alright, but church wine that shit because I don't have much left."

by StealsyourstereO January 02, 2006

wine shoes

Large shoes that can also hold bottles of wine.

Oh no, someone already came up with wine shoes... how about candle sandals??

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018

wine flu

Illness caused by consuming too much wine or other alchoholic beverages

I saw Michael at the bar last night and he was way overserved. Called in sick today, probably has wine flu.

by The Real Old Christine November 10, 2009

potato wine

A term used in reference to vodka, due to the fact that it is made from distilled potatos.

You're not supposed to let potato wine touch your tongue.

by EctoplasmOnToast April 24, 2006

Wine-o

One who enjoys a glass, bottle or vineyard of wine way more than most...

“Deborah intended to drink one glass of wine however, woke up on a wine soiled sofa and no memory of how it happened! Deborah is a right wine-o...”

by Deborahs sponsor October 23, 2019

Greg's Wine

Any alcoholic beverage that can make you piss or stagger. Made with only the finest ingredients found at the local walmart and made in the basement of the worlds biggest drunk. Physically impossible to drink for a night without shatting your pants uncontrollably

Dude I took a sip of some Greg's Wine last night and woke up with 4lbs of poo in my breifs. good time

by Wine makes me poo October 17, 2011