tuba

the most beautiful girl out there with the best personality caring funny smart GOODIE but also a BADDIE the best type and cant forget shes good at flirting that's all I really gotta say just know if you meet her you'll instantly fall in love but don't steal her shes my girl Iloveyou

did you meet tuba shes so beautiful mason is one lucky guy

by maseymoo October 28, 2019

tuba

does it matter....?? lets just say when it vibrates inbetween my legs is turns me on like no human could ever do. its the love of my life. one day i will marry it and we will have tuba/clarke babies together. mmmm tuba sex.

i want to make sweet sweet love to my big brassy tuba.

by chirstopher clarke January 29, 2005

tumba

A female's large posterior, a big booty.
From the spanish slang "tumba-burro", meaning donkey dropper, better known as a car bumper.

Damn, did you see the tumba on that female?

by bigRich January 12, 2005

Ol' Tuba Lips

The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.

Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.

by Dusty Cox March 20, 2009

tuba syndrome

- Disease that involves sitting around the house doing nothing but eating, smoking (ciggarettes and pot), sleeping, and masturbating (particularly if you get caught)

"I can't answer the phone right now, I've got a bad case of tuba syndrome"

by kidTHE September 3, 2005

tubanos

A woman's breasts

woah look at thoze tubanos

by moosepimp June 25, 2003

tuubay

High class. Good in quality.

"Man, thats sum tuubay weed you got my boy"
"Dis party's got the tuubay Music bumpin"

by pawpinawonowtoo October 18, 2008