TMUBA

"Tits Magee Untouchable Brigade Of Awful" - a gang of cosmetically-enhanced women you see at every Los Angeles audition who, rather than knowing the script, yap about going to a yoga class where they see celebrities, breast implants, Rodeo Drive, and other meaningless things. They don't really want to be actors, they want to be famous.

They are "untouchable" because despite looking like mannequin porn stars, you should never ever date these women.

"Hey, yeah, she's looks kinda hot, but she's a total TMUBA, stay away from her."

"My aerobics instructor is a complete TMUBA."

"Did you see who Mike is dating? Talk about a TMUBA"

TMUBA by FancyPantsJamboree March 12, 2015

Tuba solo 

A deep, low-pitched fart

"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."

Tuba solo by Crossfire905 December 25, 2012

tuba circus 

The cacophony of sound made by multiple noisy farts and/or bowel movements coming from multiple stalls in the mens bathroom.

I couldn't take a crap today at work; there was only one stall available in the mens bathroom and I didn't want to join the tuba circus.

tuba circus by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

tsubaki 

Tsubaki is the Japanese word for camellia flower , which can be interpreted as a warrior's or samurai's bad luck, because of the fact that the camellia flower falls apart all at the same time. Despite that Tsubaki can also mean the emotions longing or waiting, and for especially the red camellia flower it can be represented as love. In western terms the name Tsubaki means excellence.

The Tsubaki flower is a beautiful flower

tsubaki by Tsubaki haru June 22, 2015

tubagoo 

A fat person. Not someone who has the genetic predisposition for obesity, but someone who, through poor diet and lack of exercise, has become a soft, floppy, pile of blubber.

Side bar: these people are generally the ones who, through moderate exercise, alcohol intake and diet correction can loose the tub...of goo.

Gawd, that is one tubagoo.

So this guy shows up on the date and (she) could not believe how much of a tubagoo he had become!

tubagoo by glamrocker August 30, 2010

tuba fart 

The expelling of gas resulting in a low tone like that made by a tuba. Akin to a bugle fart but a much lower tone is produced when really pushing hard in order to hammer that sucker out.

My coworker just let out an enormous booming tuba fart that literally shook my desk.

tuba fart by thejimparker November 28, 2016

Ass Tuba

The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet

I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.

Ass Tuba by D-McNasty January 1, 2012