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tainted salami

When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.
I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.
by Michael Megyery June 11, 2006
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tinter

The tinter, the perineum, the bit between arsehole and genitalia.
I was rubbing against her tinter, you know the bit in between: tinter arse, tinter twat!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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tited

verb.

To become injured by a breast.
It's a wicked titting to trip over a breast & chip your tooth.

She tited him with a slap to the face from her breast.

I really got a tit last night. His nipple poked my eye out.
by Professor Boob October 12, 2012
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titted

She's got a great body. It's not very well titted, but she's fit.
by KingKane August 16, 2009
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Tainted

A person who has dated,married,or had sex with someone you know is considered "tainted".

Their level of "taintedness" makes it questionable as to whether or not you should be involving yourself with that person,usually, and especially in an intimate manner.
There are several factors involved with determining the degree of a person's "taintedness", such as;

-How well one knows the person or people, that the tainted individual was with (and if you know and don't like that person, then the "taint factor" is waived and becomes more of a "Yeah, I banged that asshole's ex!)
-How long ago that relationship or encounter took place,
if that person had been with the "tainter" last night, their "taintedness" would be just about radioactive...
on the other end, there is a standard five year statute of limitations and the taint in most cases has worn off.
-Some degrees of "taint" are infinate, such as Brother's ex-wife, ex's of parents etc.
-The combinations of situations and connections are so numerous that there is no exact science for taint determination and each case must be evaluated on it's own.
In most cases there should be an individual who has the experience and knowledge to act as "Judge of the Taint" to rule on tainted individuals for you or your social circle,and that person's judgement should be taken into consideration before going ahead and doing whatever you were going to do in the first place.
Talk about "tainted" ! She used to be married to my best friend, before divorcing him last year, but she's so sexy, I'm gonna bang her, no matter how "tainted" she is.
by dogh2o June 11, 2012
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Titted

The past tense of getting tit (when someone rubs their boobs on you).
Tiffany: "Oh baby I'm going to tit you so hard."
*The next day*
Sam: "Tiffany titted me so hard last night."
Jack: "You go girl!"
by i am hip June 26, 2014
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tanted taco

When a girl's vagina has been over exposed to the tanning bed making it appear as tho she has two brown eyes.
That girl needs to start wearing panties when tanning her vagina is looking like a tanted taco.
by dagogirl November 19, 2014
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