death witch

A witch whom honor's the departed from the very beginning of life till the end. teaching those who ask for a better way life and leading them to their most desired paths.

one who has surmounted death itself, overcoming all the pleasures of life to obtain a mere existence of evermore understanding, the original sensai.
ive never seen her/him fail to get the results.
do you think she/he made a deal with the devil,...
no its a death witch.
by proxybyname February 21, 2018
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witch dually

Common West Texas term for a push broom.
Hey Jake, grab that witch dually and sweep that shit up.
by jrob10 February 18, 2015
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Witch's shot

A sudden sharp pain in the lower back that causes difficulty in walking or any type of movement.
I was playing fetch with my dog and when I bent over to pick up the ball, a witch's shot hit me and I was unable to do anything for the rest of the day.
by CuJoknowsthings April 19, 2020
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Witch's Beaver

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
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witches piss

Tea when someone has added far too much milk making it very pale, giving it the appearance of 'witches piss'. Northern English term
Dave: "here's your tea, mate"
Pete:"fucking hell. You've given me witches piss!"
by Tobytyke February 20, 2021
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Festival Witch

Festival Witch is the most awesome thing to happen to the Internet since... well, ever.
Pete: "Dude, have you ever heard of Festival Witch?"
Bill: "Yeah man, I go to festivalwitch.com to get all of my music festival info."
by pete45 February 23, 2015
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good witch

a woman who is observant, opinionated, and brave enough to use force to help others when needed. Sometimes people who need help are skilled at evading support- fortunately their efforts to resist help are no match for the Good Witch. The Good Witch is the smartest person in any room. She is stunning, witty, and her linguistic skills are unmatched. She is generous but she’d rather keep that under wraps. If the planet were on the brink of extinction she’d save the day or die trying. If she did in fact die trying she’d find a way for her remains to return and haunt the souls of those who cause pain to others. She is a lady in the streets; she knows how to sew, bake, play music, or create something of value. She is also a refined hostess. Everyone has faults: The Good Witch can be critical when others are mediocre or subpar in areas of importance to her. She is usually accurate in her criticisms, and this trait is easily forgiven by those who sense or have direct knowledge of her powers for the greater good. The Good Witch will take time out of her busy schedule to help you remember who you are and bring you back from the darkest of times. She is mysterious, persistent, loving, and clever. Her daughters are in grave danger.
Person 1: That woman has been busy! This week alone she hosted an event, completed four crossword puzzles, made a new recipe, and helped a friend feel better.

Person 2: Yeah. She's a good witch.
by stronglikemusic August 21, 2022
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