welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018

welsh waterballoon

When you hold your foreskin closed so the end of your penis fills with urine.

I just did a huge welsh waterballoon in the shower

by Juicy pol August 2, 2024

Welsh

A mongoloid who cries when he loses his ones on siege.

Welsh mate you are such a Welsh!

by FortniteKind0001 December 16, 2023

Danny welsh

Beta male, thinks hes alpha

Danny welsh is a beta

by Idk133 January 7, 2022

Welshing

To engaged with inappropriate sexual acts with sheep, often with an audience.

Rhys was Welshing a sheep when I came around the corner.

by shedonealreadydonehadherrrs June 24, 2017

chilli welsh cake

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it

Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake

by Welsh cheese March 28, 2015

welsh wheel barrow

The Welsh Wheel Barrow is An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak causing her hands to let go which will lead to her falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary.

I got a mean double handed squeezer from this girl from the bar so I had no choice but to bring her home and try out the Welsh Wheel Barrow

by BBC Commander January 4, 2024