Poop that's so hard to pass that when you finally do it's as if it explodes from your butt like a rocket.
Man i was on the toliet the other day and i had the biggest poop rocket ever. It coated the whole toliet bowl in feces.
by Cory Taylor January 16, 2009
Get the poop rocketmug. by Izzy1979 August 23, 2006
Get the lung rocketmug. by maharahaha December 4, 2011
Get the Yellow Rocketmug. 1.) Some brands of tampons package their tampons individually in 'twist-off' plastic packaging. The 'twist off' perforation is usually in between of the string end and the 'head' of the tampon.
A rocket tampon is one of these tampons with the plastic packaging removed off the string while the 'head' end is still wrapped in packaging. When soaked in water, the head remains in its original dehydrated form due to the plastic but the bottom expands out in a conical pattern, similar to the fins on the rocket. These tampons adopt the appearance of a rocket and is therefore dubbed a rocket tampon.
2.) An insult which is somewhat humorous.
A rocket tampon is one of these tampons with the plastic packaging removed off the string while the 'head' end is still wrapped in packaging. When soaked in water, the head remains in its original dehydrated form due to the plastic but the bottom expands out in a conical pattern, similar to the fins on the rocket. These tampons adopt the appearance of a rocket and is therefore dubbed a rocket tampon.
2.) An insult which is somewhat humorous.
Person 1: Damn it! I dropped my tampon in the toilet while unwrapping it!
Person 2: Did it turn into a rocket tampon?
Person 2: Did it turn into a rocket tampon?
by BlackAlbinoe September 16, 2013
Get the rocket tamponmug. A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.
Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”
Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”
Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
by DumpTrucksRfcknAwesome July 18, 2019
Get the Shart rocketmug. by james5118 December 6, 2009
Get the Sauce rocketmug. Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...
by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021
Get the Rocket buttmug.