An empty box of broken dreams
by ace513dish May 14, 2019

When one smears a handful of their own shit onto the hairy chest of a passed out friend. The hardened shit, coupled with the chest hairs, gives the appearance of a gorilla's chest.
Man, I woke up with a mean hangover and I smelled like a zoo because of that gorilla chest I was sporting.
by VelvetC February 26, 2011

Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.
Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
by dylan w March 20, 2008

Noun: usually a male: one who allows his peers to manscape his chest hair into penis like formations, showers in the ocean, and tans like a ginger infant.
Dick Chest came storming through the beach house pissed off because he took a shower and were not even leaving. This is horse shit
by Tits523 July 15, 2014

Something that is said when another person half-assedly claims that they are going to do something. Calling out "man chest" will solidify that the original person has to what they had said they would do. Failure to follow through will result in a slap to the chest of the desired amount of brutality by the person who called "man chest." ~Originally used by La Costa Canyon and Ranch Bernardo High School Wrestling Teams.
by King of Half-Assery January 7, 2014

by Speedy3 March 6, 2016

(in a whispering voice) yo dude put it in the brown chest not the green chest
i put some gold in the brown chest
i put some gold in the brown chest
by αnt08 December 21, 2020
