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Giving a blowjob to an anonymous truck driver in a rest stop off I-95 in South Carolina.
I took a lil detour and had Thanksgiving in Switzerland on my way to the Savannah Film Festival last weekend.
by Scuzz McCluckenhammer November 11, 2023
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when you can’t go out with your cousins to smoke but you sit with a friend, get tipsy and talk
“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”

“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”
by dinosaur man November 23, 2023
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Thanksgiving dinner

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When you take a vacuum and suck everything out of a man’s body through his penis. Then flip the switch and send it right back.
Dude me and my girl were going so hard, she gave me a Thanksgiving dinner
by EliMitchellFan#18393618 April 22, 2024
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Thanksgiving Turkey

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When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
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Thanksgiving High-Five

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Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.
Bro, we should totally run a Thanksgiving High-Five on Jessica and Britney!
by BangalangMan January 30, 2025
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The dump you take the morning after Thanksgiving, usually a heavy bowel movement made up of alot of meat and other food items following a thanksgiving dinner. Not as bad as a liquor poo, but still an experience either way. Sometimes it might require two trips to the washroom. Usually a firm and solid shit, you do run the risk of clogging the toilet due to the heavy amount of meat and casserole.
Hey John are you alright !?

John; yeah I am fine, just took a Thanksgiving dump!
by Anton H October 13, 2025
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