The armpit of the United States
by Justagirl :) February 04, 2010
A pathetic state in the U.S., an embarrassment really, that CANNOT CECEED FROM THE U.S. the way they always like to mouth off that they can. If they were to ever try it the U.S. military would stomp the shit out of them in about 24 hours at most. I dont know what their so fuckin proud of, and I wish they would shut up.
I'd like to see those stupid texans try and ceceed from The Union. It would be fun to see the U.S. Military take their pathetic texas asses back to the stone age!
by irvinesucks October 01, 2007
1. As urban slang, it's used mostly to describe someone who brags about stuff that doesn't quite deserve to be bragged about.
2. A state in the south that has a rivalry with Oklahoma. If you ask me, they're both pretty shitty states.
2. A state in the south that has a rivalry with Oklahoma. If you ask me, they're both pretty shitty states.
1. Dude, Max is so Texas. He's bragging about his redneck NASCAR visor.
2. "How do you get to school, Cletus?"
"I ride my cow."
"Pff...I bet people in Oklahoma don't even know how to ride cows."
2. "How do you get to school, Cletus?"
"I ride my cow."
"Pff...I bet people in Oklahoma don't even know how to ride cows."
by Mike Bonano December 22, 2004
by CharlyChu October 28, 2018
Hahahaha yo it's hilarious how "ya'll" Texans think bigger is so much better, the only thing bigger in Texas is your women, nipples, and percentage of unemployment. Please, just please try and find me one person who really WANTS to move to Texas and for what reason, so they have an excuse to have sex with their realli hot Aunt Josephine? I just wish everyone in the world could just go into Texas and beat the shit out of every sister fucking redneck in the massive dump they call a state. I use to live in Texas but then got the fuck out and moved north to New York so my balls would stop sticking together. It's unbelieveable how I lived in that piece of shit for 16 years, thank God I'm out and I thank all you "H-Town" home boys for your ghetto inspiring rap sounds you like to call "songs". Also, thanks a whole fucking lot for giving us this piece of shit president that REALLY has no clue what the fuck he's doing. Stop getting mad and all self defensive because you don't like people making fun of you, get the hell out and people will respect you. If anyone of you can find a way out of that shit hole, go for it and realize what all those cow boy hats and boots do to you.
1st dude- yo I'm from Texas
2nd dude- yo your a fat fuck
1st dude- nah i snuck in from mexico, i'm not really fat i'm just trying to blend it with the crowd
2nd dude- well that fat suit is awesome, you look just like everyone else here
2nd dude- yo your a fat fuck
1st dude- nah i snuck in from mexico, i'm not really fat i'm just trying to blend it with the crowd
2nd dude- well that fat suit is awesome, you look just like everyone else here
by xy xy xy xy xy July 28, 2006
by awesome dude333 October 26, 2016