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pink taxi

Yet another way of saying penis
He was parking the pink taxi in the fuzzy garage with Lola last night...
by cab driver March 9, 2004
mugGet the pink taximug.

dick taxi

1) One who is constantly giving or taking large amounts of penis.
That girl had sex with three different guys this weekend! ...What a dick taxi!
by Alabama Thunderpussy May 16, 2014
mugGet the dick taximug.

Chinese Taxi

To plow (sexually) the entire crowd, or a large portion of it, before leaving the scene.
That house party sounds like it's all chicks. We must crash, give those bitchez a Chinese Taxi.
by chunga blutarski October 5, 2009
mugGet the Chinese Taximug.

Taxi Boyz

the true gangters formed in bradford but now situated in Chadwell heath school.
by Tony Montana May 18, 2004
mugGet the Taxi Boyzmug.

Taxi Cab Jumper

When you are taking a taxi back from the bar to your house with all your friends and your one friend tells the cab driver to stop and jumps out on a random street.
Matt!!! What are you doing. Where are you going? This is not our street. Get back in the cab!!! Don't be a Taxi Cab Jumper!!!
by bigfred40oz June 20, 2011
mugGet the Taxi Cab Jumpermug.

Taxi Cab Whore

A Girl who charges sex by the mile.
$10 Per Mile.

M/S + M = T
Then
T(N) = $10(N)
M = One mile in feet
S = Size of manhood (In inches)
T = Total amount of thrusts per mile
N = Number of miles
Ex.1

5280/8 + 5280 = 5940
Then
5940(1) = $10(1)
5940 = $10

So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10

Ex.2

5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984
Then
5984(2) = $10(2)
11968 = $20

If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
by The-Mountain November 21, 2011
mugGet the Taxi Cab Whoremug.

the taxi cab

when you have no lube and you go into the refrigerator and put a big glob of butter on your cock. you then stick your cock in the ass therefore giving that bitch The Taxi Cab
my girl was on her period last night and i needed to bust a nut off. i decided to fuck her the ass but we had no lube so i greased up my cock with butter giving her the taxi cab
by the Big Riggs February 21, 2009
mugGet the the taxi cabmug.

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