swifting

can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb; moving at a rapid pace

"we swifted from the scene" "hey man where are u" "oh im swifting to jamis's house" "aight"

"hey where is the condom?" "well actually i still have it on" "hold on i'll just swift it to the side"

"a swifting jerking motion"

by uncldervish April 23, 2010

Swifting

The act of masterbating to the music of Taylor Swift.

Employee 1: "Man its been a long day at work."
Employee 2: "You know what I do after a long day of work? Go home, shut the door, close the blinds and do some Swifting."

by EMR(PILOT) 188 January 7, 2011

Swifted

The act of setting a person's computer to play Taylor Swift songs on demand, from another computer.

"Did you hear what happened to Wes?"

"No, what?"

"His ass got swifted!"

by these_guys September 23, 2013

Taylor Swifting

1. The act of telling a blind date/girl from internet where to meet you and then driving by first to see what she looks like. If she's ugly you can drive away and you never had to actually meet her.

2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.

3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.

4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.

1. I'm meeting some girl from AOL today, but i'm gonna be Taylor Swifting her first to see if she looks as good as her picture...

2.
Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"

Guy Two: "Really? Who?"

Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"

Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"

Guy One: "Yeah"

Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"



3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"

Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"

13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"



4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"

by Nitro Man March 15, 2009

Swifting

to go from relationship to relatinship, like taylor swift.

Oh my god, she is swifting again. She is such a slut sometimes.

by honhonhonhuehue December 6, 2014

Swifties

A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.

Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?

Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record

Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3

Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?

Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game

by Tvan12 December 4, 2009

swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010