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swear words

naughty funny words that some find offensive
i cant believe he just said swear words! what did he say?

shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, twat,
and to not leave u cultured fucks out:
nigger,beaner,spic,gooback,sandmonkey, dirty rab, jew,homo, whitey, etc.

NOTE: THIS PERSON IS NOT RACIST JUST LISTING WORDS

oh clarence, you donkey raping shit eater
shut your fucking face uncle fucker.
eat shit you balls ramming penguin rimjobber.
by Justin June 18, 2006
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seafood problems

When you have crabs it is also known as having seafood problems.
That boy is scratching so hard down there, I think he has seafood problems.
by Devin September 28, 2004
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Swafty

A feeling of being hung over,

Symntoms include:
Tiredness
Lightheaded
Hungry
Ill
Weak

No known cure has been discovered, coz no-one was looking into it.
I got so smashed last night, I'm feeling a little swafty now. Wait, why are my pants on back-to-front?
by cann0nfodder May 5, 2011
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fuck swear

If you break the promise you have to fuck the person that you made the promise with.
Paul: You have to fuck swear you won't tell anybody.
Janet: I fuck swear Paul
by spum778 May 8, 2016
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Swear

To verbally abuse, or to rape an object with hatred words
"Goddamn shit mother fucking asshole cunt bag dick sucking faggot bitch! Jimmy you rectal fuck! Why'd you take my headphones?!"
"MAN FUCK YOU piece of shit asshole sucking gay buttfucker queef faced retarded shit fucker! I didn't take your shitass headphones! I'll kick your fucking schplood and waste your ass nigga!"
"Stop swearing"
by ninjapisser February 1, 2009
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swear down

originating from chavs and pikeys in Ashford, UK.

Means to promise greatly to do something
i swear down I'm gona kill ya
by Ryk Turner January 22, 2005
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seafairy cookie

a hot lesbian with a noice fukin sword
moonlight is her honeyboo
peppermint cookie is there child
i want seafairy cookie to splash me down with a wave, stab me with her sword, the step on my dead fucking corpse while i grieve
by Axeolotl August 30, 2018
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