A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time
Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night
Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat
Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat
by George kalahan May 10, 2016
Get the Twat Swat mug.Where a man name Justin takes the Semen of a man named Michael, then looks straight up and spits it in the air. He then plays a game with himself where he swats it in midair before it lands on his face. In his mind, he wins either way. Michael is repulsed.
Justin was caught laughing maniacally swatting Michael's left over Semen from an old condom in trash.
by Justin’sDaddy June 9, 2021
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The FBI SWAT is just like your average SWAT team, besides the fact that they're federal and deal with higher level threats.
This includes bombings of important buildings, astoundingly high warrants, and more.
The FBI SWAT is just like your average SWAT team, besides the fact that they're federal and deal with higher level threats.
This includes bombings of important buildings, astoundingly high warrants, and more.
by Bryce878 August 23, 2023
Get the FBI SWAT mug.Swat is a simp from the buh server, he was very stupid so we banned him. He created a drama and a war.
by shrimprilla January 24, 2021
Get the Swat mug.A false report of a serious breach in a video game that is sent to the game administrators (usually as a prank or a fit of revenge) in an attempt to get the victim suspended or banned.
Originates from the fact that swatting is the act of reporting a serious crime to an address to bring a SWAT team there
Originates from the fact that swatting is the act of reporting a serious crime to an address to bring a SWAT team there
When I was logging on to play Splatoon the other day, I got a message saying that I was banned for being unsportsmanlike. I did nothing wrong; I was merely playing the game fairly and not taunting. It was just pure skill.
Upon a subsequent investigation after I appealed the ban, they found out that it was indeed a false report, so it was merely a Virtual Swatting
Upon a subsequent investigation after I appealed the ban, they found out that it was indeed a false report, so it was merely a Virtual Swatting
by ErPhox05 July 13, 2025
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Get the Swat mug.A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked
We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.
by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024
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