surrender monkey

A frenchman. French people in general are ill tempered and, as history has shown, total cowards.

As soon as the nazis entered france, france surrendered and the nazis walked into paris without opposition. Damn surrender monkeys.

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

Surrey Punch

The painfully tame attempt to demonstrate raw aggression and competitive spirit by clenching one's fist and gently shaking it in a reserved manner. Symptomatic of the English (esp. Home Counties).

Tim Henman responding politely to his emotionally repressed middle-Britain audience. Never seen performed by Americans, Australians or anyone who enjoys winning.

by Phil xECDx July 15, 2005

surreal entertainment member

An absolute snowflake person, literally a person or discord moderator who cannot seem to take a joke as a joke and not literal, these types of people are like kpop stans but 10 times worse.

Person 1: Hey, use my pronouns properly homophobic asshole!

Person 2: Bro, don't be such a surreal entertainment member.

by shnnrrkycalories November 25, 2020

Surrey

Surrey is currently the second largest city in BC and one of the fastest growing in all of Canada. Within the next decade, Surrey is expected to take Vancouver's place as the largest city in the province. It's no surprise then, that with Surrey's diverse array of cultures, our city has a truly international flavour. Surrey is known as the City of Parks, with over 6,000 acres of parks and green spaces beautifully sprinkled throughout a growing metropolis.

Surrey the best place to live in Briitsh Columbia

by Gordon Malcolm Brown September 23, 2012

Surrender Monkey

A pejorative term used against French citizens, coming from Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, based on some assumption that French soldiers are cowards, just because France got occupied by Germany during WW2.

Mostly used by retards who think their country is better than the others for some reason, think this joke is still funny just because the Simpsons used it, or just some idiots who never heard of the Resistance.

My great-grandfather was in the Resistance during WW2, and died while trying to free France from the Nazis. Does that make him a Surrender Monkey too ?

by an Ankoù April 21, 2011

Surrey Girl

A real Surrey Girl knows all the shit said about Surrey girls is a lie. A real Surrey Girl is tough, takes no shit, and can kick your ass. She is afraid of no one, and can take care of herself. A real Surrey Girl will happily punch you in the face for using the phrase, "Oh, you're a Surrey girl...".

"I hear you're a 'Surrey Girl'. Is it true what they say about Surrey Girls?"
"Depends, is it that we will punch you in the junk for saying anything bad about Surrey Girls?"

by CanuckChick November 2, 2013

Surrey

A city in British Columbia, Canada. What's thought to be the place of Escalades, Indian Gangsters who listen to their music, and wear Nike or Puma shoes. Them throwing parties, and getting hot girls. However, that's not Surrey. That's a separate definition for a indian gangster. Surrey actually means a cool place to hang out, and go to the malls, and visit some of our landmarks. It has cheap housing, and there's a lot to do there. So grab your friends and go to Surrey. Just don't go right to the heart of Surrey though. The most dangerous place in Surrey is there.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Surrey,BC
Person 1: You mean where there's gangsters, and people smoking crack, and committing murders, and...
Person 2: No! That's a different term. Surrey's the cool place to hang out with your friends!
Person 1: Oh, Sorry! I guess i don't need to bring my pimped out toys then.

by BobsBurgers October 18, 2011