Superman Syndrome

A term used to describe a person who looks completely unrecognizable when they take off or put on glasses.

Dude 1: *waves to a guy in the hall
Dude 2: Hey who's that?
Dude 1: Oh, that's George.
Dude 2: Really? I couldn't recognize him without his glasses.
Dude 1: Yeah, he's got superman syndrome

by ksdedoof December 7, 2013

Superman Cape

The act of jizzing on an individual's upper back and sticking the sheets to their back and let it dry to make a cape.

It hurt to take off the superman cape after a long night of hard fucking.

by Drew P. Weener May 28, 2009

Superman in Denial

The act of grabbing your girl's breasts with both hands while vigorously shaking your head left to right repeatedly and rapidly during a muff dive. In the process, you look like Superman flying with both arms stretched out, but at the same time the vigorous head shake make you look like you're in denial.

Yo, my boy was playing Superman in Denial last night.

by 3to6 October 23, 2009

superman syndrome

When someone is so good at leaving with no one noticing, you start to think they are actually superman.

What happened to Jason? He always does this, there must be an earthquake in China or something. That kid's got superman syndrome.

by rupe February 22, 2008

superman position

The Superman Position is where the girl is laying on her back, legs pulled up to chest, and you do her while pretending like your superman. It puts a lot of stress on her back, but its fun!

I'm doing the superman position. I fly up high on top of her thighs!

by J.R.R. June 18, 2008

Superman dat hoe

When with a girl and you don't get any actiion, you wait until she falls asleep, jack off onto her back so when he rolls over the sheet sticks to her back giving her a cape. Most people know of this term from Soulja Boy's crank dat song.

Watch me superman dat hoe.
Yo, Billy did you get any last night? Nahh but I supermaned dat hoe.

by BS19 April 9, 2009

superman the hoe

when you gving it from the back, and youre about to bust a nut, pull it out, squirt it alllllll over her back. then roll that hoe over stickin her to the sheets.

watch me crank and watch me roll, watch me crank that soulja boi then SUPERMAN THE HOEEEEE.
supersoak that hoe.

by sierra and rayne XD December 16, 2007