Super Straight

I hate you “super straight” people

Chad: hey Todd I’m super straight I hope that’s ok?

Todd: no that’s ducking disgusting.

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A person born male or female likes a person who is born male or female. its for trans-phobic straights

Good dude: heyy whats your sexuality?
Unnamed: Super straight
Good dude: oh...

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super straight

PERSON 1: "He is super straight 🙄"
PERSON 2: "Is it small too🍤?"

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A term for cisgender men who are so straight they only have sex with other super straights.

Chad: Hey Kyler, I'm Super Straight.
Kyler: Me too, wanna have sex?

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Person A: I'm super straight
Person B: *Runs away*

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A sexuality made up online by conservatives, claiming they refuse to date a transgender person.

My dad claims “super straight” is a real thing, but he just hates trans people for some reason.

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A feminine gay man who crossdresses and strongly supports the transgender community. Often come with a BDSM kink.

Person 1: I’m super straight

Person 2: Me too
*they start aggressively making out*

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