one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

struggles

The process of man asking shelby to go to prom with him

see: strugglin, struggs

After man decided to ask shelby to prom, I told him that was in the stuggles.

by DJ Struggs April 12, 2005

Straggler

person who holds no specific employment and who tries to get by with odd jobs, sometimes referring to themself as a "contractor". Usually has no type of license whatsoever.

"Yeah, we hired some straggler to do our roof, looks like it too!!!"

by joe mcduffie July 6, 2007

Straggler

Male Hoe

Zoe will never settle down because he's a straggler.

by Kymrule October 8, 2018

lady straddlers

a man's bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.

Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.

She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.

Mike, is the man.

by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008

strangler

synonym for cigarettes. must be used in conjunction with the word "choker"

"hey slim? you chokin' back a strangler? i'll join you"

by jacques macmegalodon December 18, 2005

Scraggles

1 n. A kid that has the craziest hair you will ever see. All day he sits around, picking the mites out of his bush of hair, if his sister hasn't shaved that off yet. He wears shorts in all types of weather, even in the coldest winters of Michigan.

2 v. The act of acting like Scraggles. ie: wearing shorts in winter, having terrible hair, or just acting like an ass.

1. "Shuttup Scraggles, go ride your bike!"

2. "I'm Scragglin' with my shorts!"

by Waldo Wellerton February 9, 2005