When one can't escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their butt cheeks up until the urge passes. Such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.
The stupid meeting took so long I had to execute a "strategic hold" to prevent from shitting my pants.
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Stacey from Medina is a young white woman that speeds around in her Rolls Royce that her husband bought her, which is over $300k. She prefers speeding in downtown Bellevue and her husband is a tittie surgeon in the Greater Seattle area. Her job status is unknown, but she is pretty hot. She can be seen at 520 Bar and Grill, Carmine’s and Ascend Prime Steak and Sushi on the 31st floor at the most southern part of Lincoln Square with some of the Medina moms. She meets with them daily or weekly. She also doesn’t have any children, and is unknown if she wants any. The cops know who she is and she doesn’t get any tickets because of her in demand looks in Medina. Her house size is pretty average for Medina at around 7,000 square feet or bigger and is on the lakefront. She only takes out her Land Rover Range Rover Autobiography Long Wheelbase once a year which costs over $250k. Her favourite gifts that she gets almost every year are glassybabys and she likes to shop at the Bravern Shops that consist of Neiman Marcus, Hermés, Louis Vuitton, Moncler, Prada, etc. It is known that she judges what kind of house people live in, what kind of clothes they wear, and what kind of cars people drive.
Person 1: Who’s that lady speeding down Bellevue Way at 120 MPH?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Stacey from Medina. I met her the other day at Ascend.
Person 2: Oh, that’s Stacey from Medina. I met her the other day at Ascend.
by Bellevue High School Student May 19, 2020
Get the Stacey from Medina mug.She’s the kind of girl anyone can get along with. She’s hysterical, quick witted, gorgeous, funny, hilarious, great joke teller, beautiful, so dang pretty, also has killer dance moves. She’ll seduce you with her humor and her great jokes and she’ll also except your jokes about her whiteness and racism.
I love working with Stacey
by Yecatslove September 29, 2020
Get the Stacey mug.A British armored car that is synonymous with both apartheid in South Africa and the troubles in Northern Ireland respectively.
First British soldier:are you worried about the IRA shooting at us.
Second British soldier: don’t worry this Saracen should protect us from whatever they throw at us.
Second British soldier: don’t worry this Saracen should protect us from whatever they throw at us.
by A yank April 24, 2021
Get the Saracen mug.Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.
"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."
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