Stomach Mop

Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.
Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.
by Anonymous June 09, 2003
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Kweevs stomach

An upset stomach. Someone who is prone to sick tummy due to drinking has a kweevs stomach
She got sick. She has such a kweevs stomach
by Donzonly July 04, 2021
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Schrödinger's Stomach

The idea of both having food in your stomach, combined with idea of not having food in your stomach. You feel neither hungry nor full, and yet both at the same time
I ate a later breakfast than usual, now I have Schrödinger's stomach and I don't know whether I need to get lunch.
by Doctor Fuego October 31, 2016
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Stomach scraper

A racial Slur for a mexican because mexicans Scrape there Stomach whenever they cross the border!
California Is filled with Stomach SCrapers
by Bob Carter February 12, 2004
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stomach sex

filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.

it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.

the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!

that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!

i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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stomach puddle

a puddle of ejaculatory fluid left on one's stomach
I masturbated and when I ejaculated I made a stomach puddle on myself
by chief masta bata x July 23, 2003
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Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.
"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"
by Matt December 06, 2003
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