Comment Stalker

One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.

Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.

by T. T. A. T. February 7, 2009

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pinterest stalker

once completing a search on pinterest, finding another user and re-pinning their images if not all of them due to similar taste.

"I feel like a pinterest stalker due to too many repins from the same person"

by Lucybee February 21, 2013

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stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

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senior stalker

a creepy underclassmen, usually unpopular freshman, who try to get seniors to love them

julia keeps trying to talk to seniors on their facebook walls, but they just talk mad shit behind her back...

matt (the most popular senior in school) - so julia tried to ask me out last night over facebook message... what a senior stalker

by hannerwanners March 15, 2010

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stall stalker

standing outside full stalls waiting for some one finish their crap.

You: Yea there was like a bajillion people in there so i was a stall stalker for like half a freikin hour

by skiperson April 17, 2010

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facebook stalker

Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...

I think Hillary is turning into a facebook stalker, she replies to all of my status updates...

by Goofisteve December 11, 2007

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