smaccident

To smack an individual or object by accident.

First used (albeit unintentionally) in the phrase, "Accident, smaccident!" that belittles the claim that something occurred by chance.

(Jim hits bob)

Jim: Ow! What was that for?
Bob: I don't know-- it was a smaccident!

by 50commonyears January 19, 2010

Saccone Joly

Anna and Jonathon Saccone-Joly are the most famous family vloggers in Britain. They use cold showers as a form of punishment and for more than 10 years they have knowingly provided a daily supply of material for kiddie diddlers.

They have now joined TikTok to provide kiddie diddlers with fresh new inappropriate content of their children in various stages of costume, undress, and lip syncing to adult and sexually themed music.

Jonathan is proud to have won the "clas ohlson Celebrity Dad of the Year". A fake award from a furniture outlet who appreciate the type of content he provides.

From television show Stacey Dooley Sleeps Over, "So Jonathan Saccone Joly, how would you feel about pedophiles masturbating over your kids?"
Jonathan Saccone Joly, "I mean....is that a bad thing?"

by hedgesdlux January 20, 2020

spic-stache

What grows on your upper lip when you can't grow a real mustache. (Usually found on hispanic kids and high school freshman.)

I made my mom go out and get me a Mach 3 Turbo so I could shave off my sweet spic-stache.

by resto776 September 1, 2009

Stacey Farber

A hott television actress who plays Ellie Nash on the Canadian drama Degrassi: The Next Generation.

Stacey Farber is wicked cool.

by Jazlynn Thomas October 31, 2004

Crosby 'Stache

The "moustache" Sidney Crosby tries to grow in the playoffs every season. It looks as if he cut his pubes and put them on his face.
AKA: Dirty Crosby 'Stache

Shit! I have to shave. I'm starting to get a Crosby 'Stache!

by The Abdominator 2 November 4, 2010

power 'stache

A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power 'stache include:

Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car

Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.

by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007

stach

short for statutory rapist

-Pat:"hey wanna go check out the highschool girls volleyball game today"
Julian:"Fuckin stach"

-Juans tryin to get at Ryans underage cousin, what a stach

by JFLOW September 19, 2008