squirrel

To "squirrel" someone is to:
1 - Find a dead squirrel on the road, or where ever.
2 - Pick a friend as a target. (hopefully a girl)
3 - Leave the squirrel on their front porch, with the eyes looking at the door. Try to prop it up in a life-like manner.
4 - Call the person, pretending to be Animal Control, and tell them that a "Mexican Staring Squirrel" is loose in the area, and that its gaze can be fatal. (use *69 to hide your caller id)
5 - Hang up, and call them back as yourself. Tell them to come to their front yard, you have something to show them.
You have now "squirreled" someone.
(my freind Marc is to thank for the creation of this verb.)

Person 1: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Person 2: HAHAHAHA!!! You got squirrled!!!
Person 1: Jack-ass.

by Whind Soull February 03, 2005

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What west virginian families (aka cousins) eat and make stew out of.

Hey if u weren't my sister, i'd totally divorce u for making such bad squirrel stew.

by Rubric December 01, 2003

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A sneaky or nosy person.

My boyfriend was squirrelling through
my purse.

by Booboo kitty June 09, 2005

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Nickname for someone who is attending CTY Lancaster for the first time. (At Carslile they call them sperms. I prefer squirrell)

Hey look, there's a squirrell!

by The French Girl January 04, 2005

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(v):The act of placing 2 or more ceramic squirrels between the rear and front tires of a car with the intent of revenge or for just unadulterated fun.
(n)squirrel-er, (adj)squirrel-y,

Brian went squirreling last night and squirreled the fuck out of those two hoes - they really had it coming.

by steeeeveo October 16, 2006

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