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dino spumoni

A slang term for dinosaur semen, its not as tasty as you might think :( The problem with dinsoaur spumoni is that only the Italian dinosaurs had it, leaving all the other dinosaurs impotent.
Jeeze Frank, you've got dino spumoni all over your hair... your head might be pregnant with littlefoot's brother.
by Cooley McCool September 21, 2006
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Spuke

When you sneeze and puke (whether it be in your throat or spit out) all over the place
Tends to happen when you laugh too hard.
Also can be called speezing
Person 1: Dude I just totally spuked!
Person 2: What the heck is that?

Person 1: Bleh, I just speezed
Person 2: Speezed? Isn't that when you sneeze and puke and stuff?
by paulsys June 10, 2013
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Spude

/spood/

noun

A picture of Spiderman, preferably in the nude. Derives from the word nude.
Bob: "I met this 10/10 last night but she hasn't replied ever since I texted her asking for spudes"
Charles: "That's a damn shame, barely anyone seem to possess them anymore, goddamnit!"
by Pseuderman April 9, 2019
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spum

It's what you are tasting when you felch someone.
Alternative spelling is 'sbum'.
I love the taste of spum when i'm felching.
by spumilicious March 10, 2004
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Spum in the pants hot

Whoa... man check out that girl over there. She's spum in the pants hot.
by BryanJ August 6, 2003
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spump

the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa
"Hey guy, I feel so spumpy I think I need to spump'
by Jermajesty_Schrute December 19, 2011
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Spuge

A mix of every kind of bodily fluid that can end up on your shoes. Includes blood, vomit, shit, piss, pus, phlegm, etc...
Oh man, I was in the operating room yesterday and got spuge all over my new clogs!
by heartdoctah February 20, 2011
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