spread 'em dead

necrophilia, to have sex with a dead person.

undertakers like to spread 'em dead.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

Spread-eagle handstand

When you stand on your hands, and spread your legs open spread eagle, as to show the crotch.

At the pool, Marco did the spread-eagle handstand.

by Sunioncarrot11 December 13, 2013

spread game

Who can spread their ass checks farther apart

Dam my spread game it mad

by Joaquin February 1, 2017

spread em

when you want a girl to spread them

guy: oy
girl: what
guy spread em

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

Spread eagle

Spread eagle is when you lay down on your stomach and repeatedly open and close your legs until you ejaculate on the carpet

Example: I walked in on my friend Chris doing the spread eagle on the ground last night

by Maxipad753 June 23, 2021

spread the money

Where you're pleasuring a girl using your fingers but you use you pointing finger and your middle finger to insert into the vaginally whilst rubbing the vaginally with you thumb making a spread the money action

So what did you do to her last night

I spread the money

by Jwood2k03 February 14, 2017

Spread that Ass

When you see your son looking pretty THICC

Come her son and spread that ass

by Boi NIBba February 16, 2018